Golf course

Four blokes are out playing golf.


The first golfer says, "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint all the outside of the house next weekend."


The second golfer said, "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife I would paint all the rooms in our house."


The third golfer said, "Man, you've both got it easy! I had to promise my wife I would remodel the kitchen for her."


After a few holes they realized that the other golfer had not said a word, so they asked him, "Didn't you have to promise your wife anything in order to go golfing?"


The fourth golfer said, "I just set the alarm for 5:30 AM. When it goes off, I give the wife a dig and say, "Golf course or intercourse?," and she replies, "You had better wear your sweater because it might be cold."


Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis