Seven out of ten people write with a felt tip.
What do the other three do when their tip is felt?
Twos company, threes an orgy.
My girls got a 39.37 insh bust.Id love to metre.
Why do prostitutes keep parrots?
I guess they can always do with a cockatoo.
One in the bush is better than two in the hand.
Oral sex should be heard and not obcene.
People who live in a glass house should screw in the basement.
Twos a party , threes a squeeze.
Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and its gone.
An erection is like the theory of relativity.The more you think about it the harder it gets.
I see my girl regularly-But theres no hard feelings.
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