An elderly couple go to the doctors office. They explain they would like to convince a child. The doctor explains how difficult it will be but the couple is persistent. He agrees to help and hands the old man a jar and tells him to fill it and bring it back.
The following day the couple return to the office looking tired and bewildered. They sit down and hand the empty vial back to the doctor.
"Doc, we tried all night. I tried with my right hand. I tried with my left. Hell, Martha even took her teeth out and gave it a go... We just couldn't get the damn cap of that sucker."
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