Man goes to his doctor

tells his doctor my penis has turned yellow.
The doctor checks it out and its yellow, doctor asked "what type of work do you?"
Man "I'm unemployed"
Doctor "Well how do you spend your days"
Man "I sit on my couch watch Porn and eat Cheezels"

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