He said to me 'I've just got some cold rice for dinner', and I said
"well theres a microwave over there", to which he responds:
'Then i'd have hot rice', which I reply with:
'You want to know what else is hot rice? Hiroshima'
Note: I know very seriously what happened in hiroshima, im just trying to tell a joke .
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