a girl walkes home from school one day and says mummy we had a conteast of who could count from 1 2 10 and i won. whys that mummy is it cuz im blond.
the mum says yes dear and she goes to bed.
the next day the girl walks home from school and tells her mum we had a nuther conteast for who caould suck faster and i won. whys that mummy is it cuz im blond the mum says yes dear.she goes to bed.
the next day the girl comes home from school and says mummy we had a nuther conteast today and i won it was for the one with this biggest boobs. well done dear its cuz ur 22.
by jack m w
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