In some foreign country a Athens State Priest, a University of Alabama Lawyer
and an Auburn Engineer are about to be guillotined. The Priest puts his head on
the block, they pull the rope and nothing happens. He declares that he's been
saved by divine intervention, so he's let go.
The Lawyer is put on the block, and again the rope doesn't release the blade.
He claims he can't be executed twice for the same crime and he too, is set free.
They grab the Auburn Engineer and shove his head into the guillotine, he looks
up at the release mechanism and says, "Wait a minute, I see your problem..."
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