A little boy was doing his maths homework, sayin' himself,
2+5 the son of bitch is 7,
3+6 the son of bitch is 9
His mother heared this & asked
"what r u doing?"
Boy, "doing my maths' homework".
Mom: & this is how ur teacher taught u?
Boy: "Yes"
Infurriated mother called the teacher:
"R u teaching maths to children by saying 2+2, the son of bitch is 4?"
Teachr started laughing & answerd:
"what I taught them was, 2+2 THE SUM OF WHICH IS 4"
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