One day, a man went into the shower and started to wash himself.
Looking down, he noticed that his crotch was bright orange.
He was a bit worried but he got dried and went to work.
On his lunch break, he went to the loo and the man standing at
the urinal next to him screamed
"Holy s***! He has a bright orange dick!"
The man was a bit embarrased and decided to go to the doctor.
"I've run some tests and it seems OK. Have you done anything -
um - unusual at the weekend?" said the doctor.
The man scratched his head for a moment and said
"I only watched a porno film with my Pepsi and a bag of Cheetos!"
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