The Mule


A burrow (mule) walks into a fancy resturant and sits on a
chair. A waiter comes over and sais : I am sorry, but we do not
allow animals in this resturant. The burrow looks at him and
sais: but sir, i am not a burrow, I am a costume for a movie. I
am a man inside. Any way, the waiter lets him order. After a
fine meal, the waiter sees he's clearly an animal, yells at him
for lieng. The mule said hey you belived me, I may be a mule but
your the real jackass.

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