After six weeks of apprenticing with the local mortician, Russell asks if it is time for him to do a full 'prep' on his own. The mortician is pleased with his eagerness and believes his skills are at least satisfactory, so he agrees. He tells Russell that Mrs. Robbins is in room 4 and he may begin as soon as he is ready. Russell immediately goes into the room and begins work. However, after only a few minutes he comes out and says to the mortician, "Something's wrong. Someone seems to have jammed a rotten shrimp into Mrs. Robbins vagina!" The mortician quietly chuckles and with a gentle smile says, "Russell, that's not a shrimp; that's the woman's clitorous." To which Russell replies, "Well it sure as hell tastes like rotten shrimp!"
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