A minister, a priest, and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It
was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they came
upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off
all their clothes and jumped in the water.
Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while
enjoying their "freedom." As they were crossing an open area,
who should come along but a group of ladies from town. Unable to
get their clothes in time, the minister and the priest covered
their privates and the rabbi covered his face while they ran for
cover.
After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on,
the minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his
face rather than his privates. The rabbi replied, "I don't know
about you, but in MY congregation, it's my face they would
recognize!"
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