The mental hospital

An english, irish and scottish man all admitted to a mental hospital.the doctor came around to check if they are well enough to leave.
The first patient he came to was the english man and he found he was throwing his arms up and down in the air. he asks "what on earth are you doing?" the english man replies "taking the stars out of the sky!" so the doctor replies "your staying put".
The next patient he came to was the scottish man and he found he to was throwing his arms up and down in the air, he asks "wot are you doing?" the scottish man replies "putting the stars back up into the sky!" so the doctor replies your staying put".
the next patient he came to was the irish man and he found him on the floor sitting up making car noises, he asks "wot in gods name are you doing?" the irish man replies "im getting the fuck out of here, everyones gone fucking mental".