Girl : Do you have a car ?
Boy : Have a BMW X5
Girl : Nice. I dont know why I feel so comfortable talking to you.
Boy : But I'm just renting it
Girl : Sorry I forgot to tell you, I have a boyfriend
Boy : Because my Lamborghini has broken down
Girl : Just forget what I said, I broke up with him
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