A little girl is riding along the highway with her mom.
When suddenly a dildo falls off the truck in front of them and hits the windshield
The little girl asks: Mommy, what was that?
The mom, not wanting her little girl to know about sex yet, answers: It was just a bug honey.
The little girl sits quitely for a while, before exclaiming: It sure had a big dick.
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