The March of the Number Line

Why was 10 afraid? Because it's in the middle of 9/11. 10 has since moved past that, but now 10 is afraid of 7. Why? Because seven ate nine. Now that 9 is out of the way and 8 (having the only pair of working handcuffs) is dealing with 7, 10 is no longer afraid, but 6 is. Why you ask? Because 5 is a registered 6 offender. 4 is also in for a bit of trouble on its trip to France. After all, un deux, trois, cat sank.

So now that 9 has been eaten, 10 has gone into protective custody, 8 was taken down by 7 (let's just say he got lucky), 6 has been arrested, 4 drowned in France, 12 decided to run off with a dozen (what a skank). With all the chaos, 2 tragically hung himself (you know how it goes, 2 can be as bad as one, it's the loneliest number next to number 1), and the teens have seized their opportunity to wage war with the survivors. You know how rebellious they can get. They have been quoted saying the remainder are prime targets.

Now with the number line in chaos, the council decided to interfere, they're regular symbols of justice after all. Pi said "this conflict is going in circles!", e said "i will fix it!" which is a very irrational thing to say, considering everyone knows i isn't real. Ignoring his comment, x replied "I'm not going to pick sides until this has been solved", binary said "I'm turned off by the whole thing", negative was also very non plused about the whole situation, and parabola was too busy flirting with x to answer definitively. Then out of nowhere base 10 arrived and corrected the situation with one fell swoop. There has been 00 conflict ever since.