Mary's little lamb

Mary had a little lamb,
She tide it to a pylon,
500 volts went up it's ass,
and now it's wool is nylon


Mary had a little lamb,
she knew it cudnt swim,
she took it to the swimming baths,
and threw the fucker in


Mary had a little Lamb,
she also had a duck,
she put them on the mantle piece,
to see if they wud fuck


Mary had a little Lamb,
her father shit it dead,
now everyday she takes it to school,
in a roll of bread!