A boy was walking down the road when he noticed an old timer with an unusually small head. The curious boy walked up to the bloke and said, "Hey mister! Why the heck is your head so small?"
The old man looked at the boy and replied, "Boy, if I wasn't so damn old, I'd give you a beating... but since you remind me of myself at your age, I will tell you..."
The boy listened curiously as the man explained, "One day I was fishing off the jetty when I got a huge bite. And I said to myself, 'Holy shit! I must've caught a whale!'"
"No kidding?" pried the boy.
"But, when I reeled it up," the man continued, "to my surprise, it was a *gorgeous* mermaid! Well, she was absolutely petrified when she saw me and said she'd grant me one wish if I let her free..."
"And?" interjected the boy.
"Well, after some quick thought, I looked at her and said, 'How 'bout a little head?'"
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