A man and woman were on a first date. Things were going well so he felt obligated to tell her.
"I just want to let you know, before we go further that you're okay with something..." he says.
"What is it?" She curiously inquires.
"I have a baby-sized penis." He hesitantly admits.
"Oh don't worry about that, I'm sure we'll figure something out after a few drinks." She says as she winks and smiles.
Later that night they are in his apartment. Things start to get heavy and clothes come off. As he takes off his underwear, she let's out a gasp.
"I didn't know a penis could be that size?! She says.
"I told you it's the size of a baby. Eight pounds 6 ounces."
Edit: Thank you for making this my most popular post. Nothing like people enjoying sex with babies...sized penises.
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