Man goes into a brothel...

He asks for the best and most experienced prostitute there. He tells her he has been having boring sex with his wife and he needs something new. She asks him "have you had sex in every orifice?" He thinks about for a bit... "yeah" he replies.

So she takes out her eyeball and says "go on, fuck me there". He fucks her eyeball, cums and he loves it. He says "that was great, im coming back next week!"

She says "okay, i will keep an eye out for you."

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