"The man who sang 'Purple Rain' is NOT dead."

The police chief concluded into the microphone. "We have
reason to believe he was kidnapped." "How can you be sure? Do you have any leads? ", questioned the reporter. "No." Said the chief. "We couldn't find any prints."

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