They're walking past the bus depot and Paddy says to Mick, "Mick, jump in there and steal a bus, we're far too drunk to be walking home".
Mick disappears into the bus depot, and 20mins later still no sign of Mick or a stolen bus. Paddy goes off to look for him.
Paddy finds Mick wandering round the bus depot looking confused, "What ye doing there Mick, I thought I told ye to get us a bus".
Mick says, "Aye, but there's no No.42 Paddy".
Paddy replies, "Well just steal a No.38 and we'll jump off at the bottom of our street".
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