as she's wandering she sees an oasis off the horizon! as she's running to it she comes across two men.
they speak little English but understand enough to know what happened to her. so, one of the men offers her his canteen of water.
she says "oh bless you! but I cannot accept, god has provided me an oasis over the horizon!"
he tries to offer her again but she refuses, says a prayer, and runs off out of sight.
one of the men asks the other, "did she take of your water?"
and he says "no, I think she's saving herself for mirage."
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