A woman goes to the hospital emergency room with her vagina split right up to her chest.
The doctor on call says "what happened?"
"I got fucked by an elephant" replied the woman
"don't be ridiculous" said the Doctor, "An elephant's penis isn't that big"
"I know" said the woman "but he fingered me first"
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