and says to himself: "I'll just stay for one drink, my wife won't know I'm gone". He then gets flat out drunk and starts crawling on the ground and disturbing the other people so the bartender calls a taxi for him. The man crawls out the taxi and sneaks into his bed. The next morning, when the man gets out of bed he finds that his legs don't work so he pulls himself back up onto the bed and asks his wife to bring his breakfast to him because he isn't feeling well. She then comes upstairs and says: "did you go drinking again?". The man confesses and is surprised she found out. "How did you know?" the man asks. His wife responds: "I got a call this morning from the bartender saying you left your wheelchair and I should pick it up".
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