A girl had a boyfriend who was absolutely nuts about Brigitte Bardot, so as a surprise, she tattoos a "B" in each butt cheek.
In the evening, she tells him she has a surprise for him, so she strips and reveals her surprise.
He then asks: "Bob, who's Bob?"
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