Old man Henry goes to the doctor's for a general examination

'Henry, I see you're in good health! Are you alright spiritually as well? Do you still go to church? And how's your relationship with God?'

'I'm good, thank you. And I have an excellent relationship with God! Every night when I go out to the loo God turns on the light for me, and then turns it off when I go back to bed.'

The doctor is somewhat intrigued, and visits old man Henry's wife in the afternoon.

'I came to inform you that Henry is perfectly healthy from a physical point of view. However, when we were talking, he said something rather odd about God. Is it true that when he goes out to the loo during the night the light turns on, and then turns off when he goes back to sleep?'

Old man Henry's wife sighs.

'Oh God, he peed in the fridge again...'