There was a dumb blonde, a brunette and a red head and they had to jump off a magical cliff. When they jumped off they had to say what they wanted to land in.
So first the brunette goes and jumps, While she jumps she yells GOLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!Then she lands in gold. Then the red head goes up, jumps off and yells SILVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
and she lands in silver! Then the dumb blonde goes and jumps off and yells WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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