Three blondes die and go to Heaven.

Stop laughing, that's not the whole joke.

They're standing outside the Pearly Gates when St. Peter comes out and says, "Welcome to Heaven. We've been having some problems with break-ins lately, so I just need you to answer one simple question, and you can get in to Heaven. What is Easter?"

The first blonde says, "Uh, it's a holiday where we spend time with our families, and we eat turkey, and we celebrate when the pilgrims came over!"

Of course, she's wrong, so boom! She's in Purgatory.

The second blonde says, "Well, it's one of the most important holidays in the faith, and we celebrate when Jesus came, and Santa Claus comes and gives us presents!"

And of course, she's also wrong, so boom! She's in Purgatory.

The third blonde says, "Easter is an important holiday in the Christian faith. You see, after Jesus was crucified, he was laid in his tomb and a stone was placed across the entrance, but three days later Mary Magdalene came to anoint his body for burial, and lo, the stone had been rolled away and the tomb was empty, and an angel told her-"

She goes on like this for several minutes, quoting chapter and verse, analyzing the pagan influences on the modern holiday, everything you could possibly want to know about Easter. St. Peter is astounded, as she is clearly very knowledgeable despite being blonde, and while she's giving this lecture, he takes out the golden key from his angel toga, and he puts the key in the lock, he turns the key–

"Wait!" says the blonde. "I'm not finished yet! Every year the stone of his tomb is rolled away, and Jesus comes out. And if he sees his shadow, there are six more weeks of winter!"