A mime had just been kicked off his street corner and was looking for a place to perform. He decides to go to the zoo where all the kids are and maybe get more attention. Well it works and he is a natural crowd pleaser. People gather around him and he is getting all the attention. This goes on for about 3 or 4 months. One day, the main attraction at the zoo, the gorilla, dies. Shortly after the mime hears this he is called to the zoo's main office. The park manager acknowledges the mime's acting abilities and asks if he would dress up as the gorilla until they find a replacement. The mime gladly accepts. For the first few weeks the mime keeps the title of the zoo's most popular attraction. He swings from vine to vine. Throws banana peels at people, just doing normal gorilla things. Eventually, the crowd starts to dwindle and everyone is going to see the Lions and he loses his title and fears for his job. In a panic he comes up with a plan to become the most popular attraction again. The next day when the zoo opens, he crawls out of his dwelling and over to the lion pit. He starts messing around with them from a tree and throwing rocks at them, really pissing them off. The gorilla throws a rock really hard because its his last one and slips out of the tree. As the Lions come running over, the mime is about to break character and scream. Right before he screams, the lion puts his hand over his mouth and says, " Do you wanna get us all fired?"
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