The Lone Ranger Joke {NSFW}

The Lone Ranger was riding off in the desert when he gets captured by Indians. They tie him to a stake and the Indian chief says to him. "Unk, Lone Ranger we kill'em at sundown, give'm last request". Lone Ranger thinks about it and says "I'd like to talk to my horse." The Indian chief says "Hmm mighty strange request we grant it though." The Lone Ranger whispers something to Silver. and Silver takes off in a flash. A couple hours past and the Lone Ranger is getting nervous.

He looks off in the distance. And here comes Silver and behind him are a 100 naked women. Well the Indians forget about the Lone Ranger and they just have one hellva of an orgy all night long. The next morning the Indian chief comes up to the Lone Ranger and says "Unk Lone Ranger mighty fine orgy, best we ever had, you can go".The Lone Ranger thanks him and rides off.

As soon as he gets out of sight of the Indians, he stops Silver, slaps him across the face, and says "I said Posse, go and get the Posse."

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