One day a boy came home from school,and started his homework(hes in 2nd grade)."one plus one that son of a bitch is two,two plus two that son of a bitch is four"the boy said.The mother was worried,but stupidly se thought that it would go away.........The next day the boy came home from school and said "1+1that son of a bitch is 2,2+2that son of a bitch is 4".The mother went to the boys teacher the next day and said"Are you teaching my son 1+1that son of a bitch is 2?"and the teacher says "No." "Im teaching him 1+1the sum of the which is 2......DUH!"
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