Me and my friends were on Xbox...

Me and my mates were on Xbox, casually playing some Destiny Crucible, when one of them mentions a teacher left our school for another. I asked which one, as we had two teachers with the same last name, and he said the one that looked like his mother. Seeing the opportunity I said, "How would I know what your mother looks like? Unless of course you're admitting I fucked her."

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