The Lion Tamers

A ringmaster needed to hire a new lion tamer for his circus after the previous one was killed, so he put an add in the paper.

Two lion tamers arrive for the interview, a man and a woman. The ringmaster tells them, "This lion is very dangerous. He has killed my last three lion tamers so I need someone very skilled and without fear." The male lion tamer says "I'm the best in the world, I can handle any lion."

He picks up a chair and whip and enters the enclosure with the lion. The man cracks the whip and shakes the chair but the lion is undeterred. It charges at the man, chasing him around the enclosure until finally the man barely escapes with his life.

The woman steps up but the ringmaster stops her, "I'm not sure you should do this. That man barely escaped with his life and you're not even properly dressed. You're wearing high heels and a miniskirt."

"Don't worry," she says. "I can handle him."

She takes the chair and whip and enters the enclosure. The lion licks his chops hungrily as he stares at the woman and then charges. The woman, standing still, drops the chair and whip then lifts her skirt revealing that she is naked underneath.

The lion screeches to a halt with his nose right in her pussy. He sniffs it, licks it, then rolls over on his back and starts kicking like a kitten.

The ringmaster turns to the male lion tamer and asks, "Now why couldn't you do that?"

The man looks at the ringmaster and says, "Get that damn lion out of there and I will."