There was a couple that lived in the US. They were a normal couple, except that the husband always lazed about at home, sleeping constantly. His wife didn't mind that, as they were madly in love, except that every hour or so, he would let loose of a big fart. After a while, his wife got pissed off, so she yelled: "One day, Johnny, you're gonna fart your guts out!" But he waved her off, grumbling that she was in a bad mood.
After a few months, Christmas came. And while the wife was preparing their Christmas dinner, she found him sound asleep in the living room on the couch. That was when she came up with a way to teach her husband some manners. She removed some of the turkey's guts and slipped it under her husband's butt.
A few hours later, she heard a shriek of terror coming from the living room. Minutes later, her husband approached her, his face pale as snow. "So what happened?" asked the wife, a sly smile on her face. "Well, honey, remember what you said a few months back? Well, you were right. But with this finger of mine," he then held up his pointer finger: "I shoved them back in."
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