A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people that lie and decides to test it at dinner.
Dad: Son, where were you during school hours?
Son: School!
The robot slaps the son.
Son: Fine! I was watching a dvd at my friends!
Dad: Which one?
Son: Kung Fu Panda
The robot slaps the son.
Son:Ok! It was porn!
Dad: What! When I was your age I didn't know what
porn was at your age!
The robot slaps the Dad.
Mom: After all he is your son.
The robot slaps the mom.
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