The boy walks down the street when he...

The boy walks down the street when he finds a piece of paper with something writen. He doesn't know how to read, so he asks his teacher:

-Teacher, I found this paper but I don't know whats written.
The teacher tries to read and looks insanely enraged at the boy, and sends him to the principal of school.

-Sir, I found this paper and showed my teacher, so he sent me here.

The man looks at the paper and get furious, banishing the kid from the school forever. The kid walks home and talks to his mom.

-Mom, I found this paper and showed to the teacher, he sent me to the principal and I got banned from school.
The woman analyzes the paper and, furious, banish him from home.
The kid walks the street inconsolable, when he finds a priest. Trying to help, the priest takes the piece and the boy says:

-I showed this paper to the teacher and he sent me to the principal, the principal banned me from school and my mom banned me from home!

The priest reads the paper and, enraged by the outrageous text, excommunicate the kid from any kind of religion.
Desperate and hated, the boy throws himself out of a bridge, dying.

On heaven, he finds himself with the paper in his hand, so he asks help from Jesus.

-Jesus, I found this paper. The teacher sent me to the principal, the principal banned me from school, my mom banned me from home, the priests banned me from religions and I still don't know what's written!

Jesus read the paper and, with great disapproval, banish the kid from heaven and sends him to hell.

Arriving at hell, the boy cries in panic when Satan finds him.

-Even Jesus! Even Jesus! First my teacher, then the principal, my mom, priests and even Jesus!

-Boy, show me this freakin' paper.

-NO, YOU'LL HATE ME TOO

-Boy, I'd love to know what got Jesus so infuriated.

The boy hands the paper to Satan.

Satan starts to read, his burning hands accidentally destroyed the paper and it's text.

END.