Two young boys, aged 6 and 4 were upstairs playing with their toys before breakfast. The 6 year old says, "hey, I think we're old enough to swear, so we should try saying swear words in front of mom. I'll say 'damn' and you can say 'ass' okay? The four year old nodded.
Both go downstairs for breakfast, and when the mom asks what they want, the 6 year old replies: "I want some damn Cheerios." The mom immediately spanks him and sends him to his room. She then asks the four year old what he wants. He says "you can bet your ass I don't want any damn cheerios!"
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