14> "Wait! It's a little tight, but... Yes! The glove *does* fit!"
13> "I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help me Satan, Lord of Eternal Hellfire."
12> "Don't worry, Your Honor -- it ain't loaded."
11> "I request a change of venue to Virginia. No, wait... Texas!"
10> "I got your DNA right here, pal!"
9> "Oh yeah? You and what jury?"
8> "Is this gonna take long? 'Cause I really gotta run by the store and pick up some more formaldehyde."
7> "Liar! You couldn't have seen me, I was wearing a mask!"
6> "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! Naw, I'm just joking. Bring that bible back up here."
5> "You call these friggin' boneheads a jury of my peers?"
4> "Rape and murder? Absolutely not, Your Honor. At least, not in that order."
3> "Your Honor, with your permission, I'd like to play the race card now."
2> "Who died and made you Mr. I-Decide-The-Law?"
1> "Hey, who do I have to stab to get a glass of water around here?"
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