The Laughing Horse

One night, a quiet man walks into a bar named the Laughing Horse. He sits down at the bar and orders a drink. He sits there solemnly sipping his drink. On the end of the bar, he sees a glass jug completely stuffed with 20 dollar bills. It catches his attention, so he calls the bartender over and says, "Hey pal, what up with that jug?"

The bartender smiles and says, "Oh that? That's a prize. There's a horse out back behind the bar. You put 20 bucks into the jar. If you can make the horse laugh, you win the entire contents of the jar."

Easy enough, the man says to himself. He takes a 20 out of his wallet, stuffs it into the jar, and heads towards the back door. As he is walking, the bartender calls out, "Good luck pal. That horse hasn't laughed since he's been here." The man shrugs and keeps on walking. The bartender is looking out of the back window as the man leans into the horse and whispers something in the horse's ear. The horse starts laughing uncontrollably. The man smiles, walks back in, finishes his drink, takes the jar of money, and leaves. On his way out, he winks at the bartender.

A few months later, the same man walks into the same bar. He sees another jar full of 20s. He pulls another 20 out and says to the bartender, "Hey! Do I have to make him laugh again?" The bartender looks at him questionably and says, "No. Now you have to make him cry." The man smiles, stuffs his 20 into the jar and heads out back. The bartender is looking, again, through the back window. This time, the man didn't whisper anything. He looked at the horse and then looked down. The horse looked at the man, and then looked down as well. Without another moment passing, the horse is a blubbering teary mess, weeping beyond belief. The man walks back into the bar, grabs the jar, winks at the bartender, and heads out.

The bartender is irate. "Hold up," he yells, "First, you made the horse laugh when no one else could. Then, you made him cry when no one else could! You have to tell me what you said!"

The man stops, and turns around to the bartender, "Well, first, I had to make him laugh so I told him my dick was bigger then his, and he laughed. The second time, I showed him".

The horse was never the same.