The lass misunderstood

Barbara Cecelia was having some women's problems, so she asked a friend at the factory for the name of a good obgyn, and the friend gave her the name of a doctor reputed to be the best in Dublin.

So Barbara Cecilia goes to the doctor, and when she returns home, her husband asked her what the doctor said.

So Barbara Cecelia told her husband that the doctor had told her to go to the lab the next day for a urinanalysis.

But, Barbara Cecelia confessed to her husband that she didn't know what a urinanalysis was.

Well, her husband didn't know either, so he suggested that Barbara Cecilia go upstairs and ask Mary Margaret, who had been a nurse for many years.

So Barbara Cecelia goes upstairs to ask Mary Margaret what a urinanalysis is, but she doesn't come back for a good half-hour and when she does, her husband is astonished to see her shirt ripped and her face scratched.

When he asks Barbara Cecelia what in God's name happened, she said - Well, I went upstairs and asked Mary Margaret and she said "Oh, go piss in a cup".

So I said "Well you can just go shit in your hat", and off we went.