One evening while making Lasagna for her husband, Giosetta began to wonder why her husband, Giuseppe had never attempted to perform cunnilingus on her. Frustrated, she worked up the courage and flat out asked him, "Giuseppe, why you never no kiss me down here!?"(motioning to her crotch). Giuseppe, shocked at Giosetta's audacity didn't have the heart to tell his lovely wife of 15 years that her vagina smelled like the bottom of the ocean. He dodged the question by complimenting her excellent kitchen skills. The next day Giosetta paid a visit to her gynecologist and begged for his help. When the Doc put his head near her open thighs he knew right away what the problem was. He recommended some scented perscription strength lotions that kill bacteria and might actually entice Giuseppe to want to perform oral duties. The following day while making Spaghetti, Giosetta sat Giuseppe down and confessed that she knew why he didn't want to eat her out. She went on to explain how the Doctor had a variety of scented lotions, Cucumber and lime, Vanilla, lavender, peach, Mango and so on. Giuseppe was so delighted with Giosettas decision to fix the smelly problem he jumped up from the dinner table and asked, "Oh Giosetta bella! What flavor did you picka for me!?" Giosetta full of glee also jumps up from the dinner table and screams, " I picka the Tuna Fisha!"
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