The KKK, Black Lives Matter, and Westboro Baptist Church walk into a bar...

The bar keep looks up and asks, "what'll you have?"

The KKK says, "a white American! It's one part Bailey's, one part Kentucky bourbon, and one lock of Ted Nugent's beard hair." The bar keep says, "oddly enough, we happen to have the beard hair," and serves KKK his drink.

Black Lives Matter says, "I'll have a Sam Jackson. It's one part Hennessy and one part SHUT THE FUCK UP." The bar keep serves Black Lives Matter a Hennessy without saying a word.

He then turns to Westboro Baptist Church who says, "I will have a Blind Faith, which is a one ounce shot of full blown HIV AIDS, and be quick about it." To which the bar keep replies, "I don't know how you guys found us, but we do in fact have a bottle filled with full blown HIV AIDS. However I'd feel irresponsible if I didn't tell you that your chances of catching the virus would be very high, especially on the count of your cold sores." To which Westboro Baptist Church replies, "I assure you, I am a man of God. No harm will come to me."

The bar keep serves the drink and Westboro Baptist takes it down in one gulp, slaps the wooden bar top with his palm and says, "and I'll have another."
The bar keep hesitates somewhat uncomfortably, conflicted with whether he should comply.

Ever astute, Westboro Baptist can see how the bar keep feels from his face and says, "oh ye of little faith. You judge me but do not know me or understand my beliefs. While I am a man of God, I am still a creature of the modern times. So I assure you no harm will come to me."

"For in addition to my faith, I'm also wearing a condom. Now how about that drink, and do be quick about it."