I accidentally ran up the back of some guy's car at the lights today.

As I saw the driver turn off his car and begin exiting his vehicle I noticed he was actually a midget.

He stormed up to my car whilst shouting "I'm not happy!".

So I responded with, " Well which one are you?"

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