The joke that got me grounded.

*I would tell jokes when I was kid and mom said to me one time, "A really good comedian never makes nasty jokes about religion, or rape, or abortion, and never tell any racist jokes because your better then that....and don't joke about AIDS either, it's not something you joke about."
I went to my room and sometime later came back out with this.

Mom,
Why did the nun get an abortion after she was raped by an AIDS-infected crackhead?

It was black.

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