What is politics?

A kid ask his dad to explain politics to him. Dad says "Your mom runs the house so she is like the government. I make the money so I am the Economy. Our maid is the working class. Consider yourself the public. Your little brother is the future." The kid says now I get what politics is. "Last night Economy was fucking the working class. Government was sleeping. No one cared for the public. And the future was crying."

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