So this penguin goes for a drive into town. Once there, his car breaks down, but fortunately right in front of the walrus' repair shop.
The walrus is working on another car but tells the penguin he'll take a look in a minute. The penguin decides to walk across the street to get something he's never tried before: an ice cream cone. He gets vanilla.
Of course, having no hands, he gets it all over himself, smearing the ice cream on his beak and face on his way back over to the walrus' repair shop.
The walrus, seeing the penguin, closes the hood and says "well, looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin says "ha, no, it's just ice cream."
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