A young man and his girlfriend decide its time for them to make love for the first time.They go to the local pharmacy and decide on a popular condom,priced at one dollar a piece.Embarassed, they give it to the clerk ,who scans it and says"That will be $1.07" The young man ,looking confused, asks the clerk"They say over there,a dollar a piece,whats the 7cents for? To which the clerk replies"Tax".The young man hands over the money,looks at his girlfriend and says "Oh,good,I was wondering what held it on".
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