Flying

The jumbo jet is just coming into Person Airport (Toronto) on its final approach. The pilot comes on over the intercom.


"This is Capt Johnson. We're on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us today, and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto."


He forgets to switch off the intercom. The whole plane can now hear the conversation from the cockpit.


The co-pilot says to the pilot, "Well skipper, watcha gonna do in Toronto?"


Now all ears in the plane are listening in to this conversation.


"Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a crap. Then I'm gonna take that new stewardess out for supper, you know, the one with the huge tits. I'm gonna wine and dine her , take her back to my room, and shag her all night."


Everyone in the plane is trying to get a look at the new stewardess. She's so embarrassed that she runs from the back of the plane to try and get to the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes.


The old lady leans over and says, "No need to run, dear, he's gotta take a shit first!"