A cowboy outlaw walks into an ice cream parlor. "This is a hold up!" he exclaims as he walks to the register. "I want a Sundae!" he yells as he points his guns near the chest of the female attendant. "Do you want Chocolate or Vanilla?" she asks scared. "Chocolate!" he jerks his guns forward. " Do you want hot fudge?" she trembles. "Yeah I want hot fudge!" he keeps his eyes and pistols pointed at her. "Do you want whipped cream?" she inquires. "Yeah I want whipped cream!" he yells. "Do you want a cherry?" "Yeah I want a cherry!" he says as he cocks the guns. "Do you want nuts on that?" she starts to cry. "YEAH! I want nuts!" the bandit says getting impatient. "Do you want your nuts crushed?" she asks. "Do you want your tits blown off?"
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